Subject: madness

"I'd eat my hat if she was born aywhere within 50 miles of Tyneside. "

she is Geordie. you can tell because she is not wearing a shirt

That made me chuckle. It's probably why they cropped the picture just under her funbags - there's a grade A tattoed paunch under those puppies.

i thought you could ditch your team, but only if you exchange them for Chelsea and Man United, becoming a glory hunting prawn sanwich eating zombie in the process.

to avoid any and all accusations of glory hunting, i was considering switching my support to The Nil... by the time i return to England they may even have reached the prem... well if Hull & Stoke can do it...

"i thought you could ditch your team, but only if you exchange them for Chelsea and Man United, becoming a glory hunting prawn sanwich eating zombie in the process."

i'd rather spend my saturdays being miserable thinking about "when we were good" then ever eat a prawn sandwich. chicken balti pies and plenty of ale for me.

do balti pies work ? how can they unless the pastry tastes of naan bread ?

This is Italian model Bianca Balti. Is this what you meant by the taste of pastry?

Balti Pies are fantastic mate, but now i think i like Bianca Balti a little more now.

hmm... would a "finger in the pie" joke be completely inappropriate/

Personally I would prefer to have Bianca with lots of gravy, but a pie is always nice too.

lmao
i dont think it would :P

as long as no one makes a cream pie joke im happy.