Subject: Man Utds new sponsor

Will this be the Man Utd's new shirt ?
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i think it will be sir alex's new company, smug Ltd where the logo will just be his face like it is at his press conferances, it will be plastic surgery to make your face as smug as his. this is what i suggest.

Its the same with Newcastle, they are sponsored by Northern Rock or should I say the us!!!!! The taxpayers.

AIG AIG AIG

So:

Man Utd - AIG = Bankrupt
Newcastle - Northern Rock = Bankrupt
West Ham - XL = Bankrupt

Which sponsor is next to bite the dust???!!!

Yes we are looking for a new one though, the other two clubs have got governments bailing their sponsors out....its a bit of a disgrace if you ask me.

I expect it will impact those deals. Force Majeure in nearly all contracts....

Anyone sponsored by HBOS ;)

Force Majeure, is that some kind of kinky french army stuff ?

you wish :p
it's a saying that is probably used in the english law since french is widely used in english and american law...
it means and I quote "Unforeseeable or exceptional cirumstances that preclude a party from performing its obligations"...
It can be used for a lot of different scenarios in the French Language but we aint bothered about it at that stage yet...

referees and assistants = fly emirates. no bugger can afford too fly now.

it means and I quote "Unforeseeable or exceptional cirumstances that preclude a party from performing its obligations"...

Oh, you mean like a heavy duvet. I get that a lot.

no, not like a heavy duvet, they expect us to not believe this balony, but some of us have a few o levels.

DT, music, and twentieth century contemporary right-midfielder studies.

I've got only 2 o level equivelent GCSEs. Never stopped me getting a degree though. Not a good one mind.

All degrees are incomparable to the number that Dead or Alive got.

How many did they get ? Is there a bad pun here, or was there more depth to them than I have assumed ?