Subject: Procrastination

I used to love that program!

I think that would have been a whole different program...

I now have a bleach headache. My girlfriend is staying down here tomorrow night, so the place needs to be clean ish. Bleach products and confined spaces are saving me money on glue and crisp packets, at least.

Do the collars and cuffs now match?

No, I have hair on my head.

Apparently, my bath is white! Who'd have thought it?

I always thought you would be more of an avocado man myself.

Why, thank you.

I'd have said more of a plum than an avocado.
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I was going to make a thread about this sort of thing, but decided to try and find this one instead. I suspected it still existed in the Sokker ether somewhere.

I'm supposed to be leaving the house at half ten to get to the airport to go away for a week, but I haven't started packing yet. Do I win five pounds?

Yes, award yourself five pounds for missing the plane. You could even have a little ceremony.

I haven't missed it yet! Plus, I reckon I know someone who could get it held on the ground if I needed to.

Well, you may aswell wait till tomorrow then.

i'm at the airport now. In the departure lounge having had my first pint. Is it too early for beer? Anyway, i made it, so i'll be posting in sokker scotland for the next few days. Or not.

Is it ever too early for beer ? Well, obviously, before it was invented, but since then ?

There was no 'before' beer was invented.
It was clearly after the third day's work. What do you think the creator did on the seventh day? (Pontius) Pilates?