Subject: Profurgol - you have to cry!

Well its still naff but I love this medical report

Just a few minutes ago Román Velandia, member of the club, has published by a press comunication the medical status of the player Nick McGreal. After spending 3 days injured due to an injury called 'Overloading in the internal rectum', his improvement has been satisfactory and Nick McGreal has recovered completely, being available for the manager

Looks like Dylanos is getting the translation done perfectly!

he is a very very bad man.

That is some classic stuff!

Well I dont play it for the football just the funnies!!!

Three days with an overloaded internal rectum, wow. Do you think an overloaded external rectum is more severe?

That depends on how anal retentive you are.

Oooh. Does a colostomy bag count as external?

Personally, I'd prefer internal overloading to a prolapse. I think.

Especially if you have your Sunday posh on.

And are half-way through a sermon.

Praise be! There is a God! Oh...

Ah, one of many reasons not to watch TV evangelism.

i wish that were one of mine, but i suspect Aston gets the credit

You could append 'to bugger' to the last sentence?

more than likely :)
got bored trying to understand which team was suppose to be attacking and who was kicking after a while, so brought out my creative side lol.
always nice to see my own lines up there