Subject: I am officially old, how has this happened?!

I bought myself a posh guitar. Lovely! A Patrick James Eggle Saluda Custom if there are any muso's out there that care about such things.

Nice. A mate of mine has a Patrick Eggle from about a decade or so ago. I might follow your lead and buy myself a nice drum kit for my 40th if I make it.

Even though you pretend not to, you look after yourself. I would be extremely disappointed not to have made 40, there is still loads to do!

I've had this feeling for a number of years now that I'll checkout some time when I'm 34. So maybe I'll get that drum kit if I make my 35th birthday.

Will you be disappointed if you survive?

Not in the least.

you have waaaaay too much money. give me some and feel better about yourself.

I will also accept donations to my special charity.

is that ncn too?

damn - rumbled.

You could use it to buy some Windowlene, reduce the time spent licking those windows, and reallocate efficiency savings to increase contributory articles to the News of the World.