Subject: What is the world coming to?

thank you! (it isn't true though...)

you're not a poser, or you pawned your Aston for a nice guitar ?

anyone else get that tickle in the throat, it makes your eyes water?

I generally give that to other people.

Aye, you only get as far as the uvula ;)

Hey, it all depends on the aim. Some days are better than others.

jaize is not a poser. He is the male version of (HRH) Fergie.

So a stallion then, cool!

Bred to such a finely honed pedigree that he is horribly deformed and about as much use as a chocolate sidewinder ?

There are loads of uses for chocolate snakes!

sounds like a woppaism

And there is another use of chocolate snake that I hadn't even thought of before.

jaize, there's no need to be disgusting and blasphemous at the same time! Pick one or the other please.

Hmmm. Since I find organised religion disgusting, it will have to be blasphemy.

er, God is rubbish.

Could you be more specific please... which god? woppa? The Hoff? Chuck Norris?

Not those ones, they are all, in their own way, rad. The God I am on about is the beardy one that devastates the innocent with a tsunami or stands idly by while men, in His name, torture and kill others. Or George Bush.

What about disorganised religion? Like CofE; now that's not that bad.