Subject: What is the world coming to?

What about disorganised religion? Like CofE; now that's not that bad.

true, you are very unlikely to get extremist fundamentalist jumble sales.

Assorted (broken) WMD; out of date biological weapons (or is that the cake stall); hook-a-duck with Abu Hamza...

Not that far fetched! Try some markets and street vendors in Pakistan and you'll find these exact aforementioned items alongside other goodies.

It's just getting them back through customs that's the problem!

I love the imagery of Hamza reading out the number on the bottom of the duck to see what prize of tat you had one.

He'd be crap at hooking them with that glass eye - he'd be all over the place.

A marvellous money making stall, then.

Had a boot fair this weekend Rogi?

You'd never catch me sell this kind of crap! Ever!!!
Cheep Chinese and Pakistani AK-47s rip-offs which fall apart or explode after a couple of magazines.
Never mind the FN aimed so enthusiastically in the air with a barrel so crooked it could be used as a coat hanger.

My staff is far better quality.
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I thought AK-47's were supposed to be a bit rustic so they work even if they are full of dead mice and straw? Modern weapons need to be stripped and cleaned every 5 seconds!

Nah! Only real Russian/Soviet made AK47s are that good.
Most are cheap imitations.
Some modern weapons don't need to be cleaned at all but 'serviced' by a specialist every so many rounds.


I heard similar tales of woppa.

I understand his standards do not let him have anyone other than a specialist for his servicing.

They need waste transfer licenses and letters from the council, so I've heard.

The train leading foreign nuclear waste to Sellafield goes through woppa's premises.