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Subject: What is the world coming to?
The train leading foreign nuclear waste to Sellafield goes through woppa's premises.
too right, maybe i will have to liven things up a bit, let me think...
anybody getting peed offbecause off those christmas adverts? i saw my first this year on october the 21st, this is surely too early?
My brothers wife has already decided to put up the decorations...
Obviously one of the brothers the poor wife is married to.
tell her to start with the fairy and work up to the tree...
yep, they start selling eggs in january! i hate them whoever they are.
You know, I've never had any second thoughts about throwing away the receipt for that pigeonhole. Although it wasn't the best present; marginally more exciting than pants. As an aside, there's a village in Derbyshire in which all of the residents set up industrial-grade christmas lights and have a 'grand' opening where a pretend switch is flicked and they all run inside their houses and turn the power on.
It was 'opened' by Freddie Starr last year. All the villages nearby are pretty much blinded by it, as well as it posing an equal risk to passing aircraft as Woppa, but the local council are paralysed by the thought of 'Council Cancels Christmas' headlines, as well they might.
It was 'opened' by Freddie Starr last year. All the villages nearby are pretty much blinded by it, as well as it posing an equal risk to passing aircraft as Woppa, but the local council are paralysed by the thought of 'Council Cancels Christmas' headlines, as well they might.
We should all go round and dig their electrics up and then wee on it. shorting it and running their christmas and then when they run outside to complain we can sneak into their house dressed as santa and scare their children and as one we will have ruined christmas and got on the news as well as possibly boosting awareness of sokker
It'll be a damn good laugh when you pee on their exposed electric wires and get 30,000 volts directly into your member now turned into ash. That'll be one Christmas to remember... not for you of course.