Subject: What is the world coming to?

It'll be a damn good laugh when you pee on their exposed electric wires and get 30,000 volts directly into your member now turned into ash. That'll be one Christmas to remember... not for you of course.

Certainly one way to turn on the Christmas lights...

i'd be wearing wellines so i'd be fine

Black ones I hope. Red and green should never be seen and all that...

plaid wellies with a bit of fur at the rim and a couple of bells for decor... ain't that right kip?

nope, one's with eyes on that look like frogs.

I see... you're going a-la-jaize. Intersting choice.

I will have you know mine are Hunter Sovereigns, it has been many weeks since I had eyes on my wellies!

Did you buy them from Fortnum & Masons. Bet you did!

I bet you're just like one of those yuppie city-dwellers who buy an SUV, which never gets a speck of dust on it, let alone some dirt roads and cross-country tracks. "Hunter Sovereigns" for when it rains and you have to cross a couple of puddles on your way to the beauty-saloon. Pah!

Actually they get worn twice a day walking the dogs on proper fields and tracks and stuff and I don't own an 4x4.

@RedJim - Cordings actually.