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Subject: Broccoli
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A mate of mine told me that the best way to cook broccoli was steaming. I've since drunk eight pints of stella, and I can't even open the packet, let alone boil the stuff. Any ideas?
packet? its sodding broccoli! let me guess.... you bought organic shrink wrapped. its gits like you that destroy the planet.
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i like to do brocolli & cauliflower cheese. Much better than just cauli cheese. and yes, steaming is best. if you are doing potatoes etc you can steam it over the same pot, thus dramatically increasing your chance of nailing the pseudo-hippie chick you're cooking it for
i like to do brocolli & cauliflower cheese. Much better than just cauli cheese. and yes, steaming is best. if you are doing potatoes etc you can steam it over the same pot, thus dramatically increasing your chance of nailing the pseudo-hippie chick you're cooking it for
Look, I don't even like broccoli. I'm trying to increase my intake for a whole host of health related reasons. I'm starting off with the easy stuff until I can stomach it, thanks.
broccolli + 8 pts of stella = bad bad bad bad wind.
I suggest a kebab. Get one on skewers with salad. It's healthy :)
I suggest a kebab. Get one on skewers with salad. It's healthy :)
Provided you can be trusted not to set light to the house, I'd dig out my wok and stir fry the crap out of the little green bastard.
@edit - that was @woppa.
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@edit - that was @woppa.
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glad you added the edit... i thought you meant me for my "destorying the planet" rant. seemed a bit harsh. fair. but harsh.
Good point, although I think you probably wouldn't fit in the wok, or go with the sauce.
I'll stir-fry you in my wok.
As the Beastie Boys might say.
As the Beastie Boys might say.
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Intergalactic-lyrics-Beastie-Boys/FFDC123F6B42820B48256BBC002A9297
yes... but only in their rubbish years
if you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock
after Paul's Boutique it was all down hill
if you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock
after Paul's Boutique it was all down hill
so perfectly fitting for the soundtrack to the soon-to-be Woppa in the kitchen broccoli disaster...
You can microwave it quite easily with a bit of water (essentially it steams it :))