Subject: Broccoli

You can microwave it quite easily with a bit of water (essentially it steams it :))

unless woppa has fallen asleep in a drunken stupor, and then wakes in the next few hours still hungry and clutching his plastic bag of broccoli, I feel some of this advice has arrived too late..

Wassat? What day is it?

Diet day. My visa card was blocked and my wallet is empty. Though I've seen some cats wandering around...

You will never catch them... try squirrels.

Pigeon pie?

Ooh! That would be yum. Unless it is the mutant zombie pigeons round my office...

pidgeon pie ? christ, why not rat on a stick in that case.

I thought that reminded me of something... :D and Hey-Presto it's Sticky Toffee Rat Onna Stick, a traditional dwarf recipe from Terry Pratchett's Discworld as it appears in Nanny Ogg's Cookbook.

sticky toffee rat onna stick

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Too bony for my liking.

They look tasty! what are they really?

They are rat shaped, marzipan candy with other sugary tidbits for eyes, whiskers and tails.
The fur effect is achieved with chocolate powder and caramel.
A fine thing to gross kids out with :)
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Have you ever played Fallout 2? You could have rat pie aswell on that.

They look great fun.

I have a friend touring SE Asia at the mo and she had rat yesterday. It seems a bit of hard work just to get a few rats for tea. Basically smoke them out of the sugar cane, twat them on the bonce, pass them through a fire to get the fur off, peel, fillet, mince. Curiously when you finally have the raw meat you then season* the goolies out of it!

Quelle surprise!


* Add more chillies than rat.

i love nanny ogg's cookbook

Indeed a wonderful alternative to anyone too drunk to boil his broccoli.