Subject: Pizza/laziness

I have a pizza and laziness related dilemma. Just cooked a pizza, and found I have no plates clean. Do I wash a plate or just put the pizza in a frying pan and eat it out of that?

Find a piece of cardboard?

again, unless Woppa has speant yet another night unsober, unconcious, and unfed on his kitchen floor this may be too late.

Don't forget breakfast.

ah woppa just eats that off the floor

Eat it over the bin and then wipe your hands on the sofa.

And there was me wondering why you're all single.

Like you act any differently.

I'm assuming you cooked the pizza on something, and had some kind of oven glove/towel dealy going on to protect from the hot?

Seems like all the tools where already in place for pizza goodtimes.

arent pizzas supposed to not need plates and stuff? Use the TV guide in a cheese based emergency...

This is sound advice!

If you just ordered a pizza you could have used the box as a dish.

I live in a village with about a thousand people in it. Probably less. We don't have a pizza place.

There's a market for one then. Contact dragon's den or something.

Phone a pizzeria in a nearby town.

I doubt that they'd deliver from douglas.