Subject: Pizza/laziness

methinks you protest too much!

and found I have no plates clean

Well i've heard a life-wise sentence lately. After a month of living in a dormitory, my acquaintance said that food from clean plates tastes the same way as food from dirty plates.

do bloody students have nothing better to do? i hate them.

Aren't you one?

he is studying nihilism at uni.

Is he holding the book upside-down on purpose then?

Nothing better than eating? Probably only drinking, and that's only occasionally.

sex aint bad either... some get fed while at it...

drinking while having sex + pizza boy calling at your door when you finish = priceless?

No, that's called coincidence.

It needs to give you enough time after the vinegar strokes to be priceless.

I could get the job done between him ringing the bell and the chime finishing.

Chime? You've got some vocal skills there m'lad. Personally though, I'd not let him ring the bell in the first place but each to their own.