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Subject: 2 Cats Vs Prawn sandwich
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Faced with an angry gorilla, backed up to the edge of a cliff... where do you fancy your chances? with a cat in each hand or a prawn sandwich?
Now if you said tuna and mayo sandwich i'd have said "i'll just eat the sandwich and make a run for it".
gorillas are vegetarians, so I guess I'd throw them the bread.
The sandwich would provide instant food, whereas 2 cats would not.
Yet two cats thrown at the gorilla from close range might provide enough distraction to open an escape route.
It's the interaction between the cats and the prawn sandwich which might throw the spanner into the works of this plan.
It's the interaction between the cats and the prawn sandwich which might throw the spanner into the works of this plan.
I don't think cats are that bothered by prawns. A salmon sandwich / cat combo might have been the ultimate weapon though, as the cats rather stupidly fought the gorilla for the sandwich.
why would the gorilla eat the sandwich? surely the crux of the problem is how you are in such a predicament, and how you angered the gorilla in the first place; you might have stolen his cat collection.
I'll concede your first point. However, cats belong to no-one, not even gorillas.
If you chucked the cats at the gorilla, would that cause a distraction of a suitable size to garner escape?
I'd be tempted to create a cat / bread device, and use that to defeat gravity and hover my way to safety. Cats always land on their feet, and bread always lands butter side down.
And if that doesn't work, there's always the old "there's a bigger and angrier gorilla behind you" approach.
And if that doesn't work, there's always the old "there's a bigger and angrier gorilla behind you" approach.
It happened to me once. Honest!
Luckily, I had 2 cats with me. If it weren't for them, I'd be dead by now.
They tore the crap out of that gorilla, and I'd probably get banned if I actually showed a picture of them beating up the gorilla here.
Luckily, I had 2 cats with me. If it weren't for them, I'd be dead by now.
They tore the crap out of that gorilla, and I'd probably get banned if I actually showed a picture of them beating up the gorilla here.
I'd leave the cats and the gorilla to sort themselves out, and fly to the Roy Keane's house using my jetpack, and give him the sandwiches. He could probably use some cheering up.
Superb effort! Well done.
I'm sure you've cheered gibbage up to no end ;-)
I'm sure you've cheered gibbage up to no end ;-)
You must be rubbish at footie with those legs, although your death face rocks!
