Subject: 2 Cats Vs Prawn sandwich

That would involve getting lucky. I'm clumsy, not lucky.

Oh, and I notice you're calling it climate change now, not global warming :)....

You say buggur, I say bugger.

Nothing to do with the snow then ?

I am sure Mrs ncn would agree...

She'd say "I've got a headache.".

Have you?

If that's what you've got, then what have I got ?

I am guessing something very rare indeed.

Too unique for you, that's for sure.
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All I know is that if i get an illness, I don't want one so rare they name it after me! That is never going to increase your survival chances.

jaize bag head itus is a pretty rare condition...


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I've heard he doesn't put out when hes got a bag on!

Only one ever occurance of that condition... I wouldn't recommend it actually, only a few milliseconds after getting it, you start sweating, shaking and an impending feeling of doom sets in...

I soon recovered though. ;-)

git.

I heard its the only chance he has of putting out, so thats ironic.