Subject: new hattrick site

It's not even working

They have the office next to mine and it doesn't surprise me - they are a shambles!

works for me :S

I bet they have precisely zero eton lackeys aswell. :)

I am cornering the market, I have three now!

If you're not careful, there won't be any left to be Tory MPs.

There is a never ending supply...

i hate them as well.

I have a steady fortune, that is getting bigger every week.

I plan to buy a few England internationals when I can afford it.

you have to have some kind of defensive tactics first, dont let your back 4 go past the center circle, or teams like me will hit you on the break and score most times.

Are you offering the great Imran advice? He has knowledge so complex that it is far above that of mere mortals.

i am taking a chance, i will admit that..

Ask him about a bus trip he has recently taken, that should divert his attention...

Thank you for your kind advice, but defense is for weaklings. We won 1-0 recently. This shows how much quality my team has. There are also people begging me to play friendlys against them. This shows how soughtafter my team is.

Praise be to Allah for all the gifts he has bestowed upon my team. May he bless Gerorge Clooney. The greatest of the Batmen.

Glad you are back dude xx