Subject: THE best chip shop EVER

...and mushy peas!

Exactly.

and chips n gravy, all at once.

and pickled eggs :P

You are, of course, incorrect.

public opinion would appear to be on my side.

but you have allah.

You went to a kebab shop! If they were doing fish, chips, chicken and burgers you were lucky not to come away with something nasty.

I'm just old fashioned. The world has changed and now Woolworths is going.

It was a Fish and Chip shop that also sold kebabs. Get it right mofo.
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Blimey! That's me told.

First Woolworths, now Kebabs in chip shops. The sad decline of this country continues.

They'll be having jukeboxes in pubs next!

That chippy is the best, and it is called the Carrington. It has the odd dogy day and there's only one other in the city centre that compares to it called the Moulin Rouge on Trinity square, which is more consistent but generally not quite as good.

You sought it out? You are a god among the pond life that is this forum.

you said god! that is racist against the catholic paedo priests! seriously though, if you are muslim you say allah?

I see. So just because he is called Imran he has to be Muslim? That is how racism starts! His surname is Santa da Cruz so is he more Catholic than Muslim?

I've always said something similair but it doesn't seem to make me many friends for some reason.

I often go to that chippy on my way to or from the train station.

Would that be a Muscat? Nasty buggers they are, remember Kevin?