Subject: THE best chip shop EVER

Would that be a Muscat? Nasty buggers they are, remember Kevin?

im sure he said before he said, 'my muslim brothers' so i went on that, mr politically correct human rights blah person, lets play the bloody race card at everything,

In that case don't have a go at me, I am Humanist!

Is that like a get out of jail card where you have a race to settle everything?


Right! No more bloody arguments! I'm playing my race card! Everyone get stripped and ready for a damned good pasting!

my defenses are now down, brother.

So you are Catholic then?

i dont think he is, he would have said 'take your trousers down too, young man'

I said Catholic, not a priest!

Oh, and I thought that priests behave this way only in Poland. Looks like the Church gave same guidelines for whole world.

it is one of the perks of the job.

priests dont just save their love for jesus it seems

Oh, 'race' card; I'd misread that and was planning to stand a decent distance down the line of unfortunates, nonchalantly smoking a roll-up safe in the knowledge that, knowing you as I do, you're evens for a heart attack after you've consecutively burgled the first couple of derrières. That said, we could just offer up cartman or gibbage at the head of the queue and bank on their anal-retention leaving you incapacitated; cat-style.

I do have some lovely ideas, I must say.

Allah is god you filthy racist. It's the same as boobies and fun-bags. Both heavenly words, with exactly the same meaning.

You're a credit to your parents.

I didn't think he had parents? We were told in a thread somewhere that he was hatched.

What came first though?