Subject: Magnum P.I. versus T.J. Hooker.

Who would win in a fight?

Tough call. On the face of it you think Magnum, easy. It isn't that simple if Kirk get a hair or moustache shot in...

The real question is who is likely to succumb to vanity first; wig versus lip-slug. Hmmmmm

I am going for Kirk.

Magnum's a bit of a pretty boy for me, whereas Kirk could duke it out in staccato hand-to-hand combat with aliens. One that orchestra kicks in with the "dunnnn dunnnn dunnnn - dun dun dun dun - dun dun dun dun" music, you know there will be only one winner.

Clearly Magnum.

Everybody should watch the pilots of TJ Hooker just to see the disco dancing scene.

Rubbish! Disco is just like Taekwondo with music and better clothes.

The answer

Exactly.

hardly realistic though...

It doesn't get more real.

Hmmmm. I forgot about RobnobWorld...

Didn't you see the graph? It doesn't get anymore real than that.

http://www.googlefight.net/?kw1=jaize&kw2=robnob

That is just silly! Besides it is just a popularity contest, or do you deny that?

Is this true?

Never question the Google.

Beaten up by a little girl. I need to work out more.