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Subject: woo hoo
So it's not you hanging there at the end of the line?
That does indeed look most excellent fun - did you eat it? Or would that be bad form?
if you want to eat it you have to get out of the cage and discuss it with the shark
Aren't you allowed to use guns then? Where is the sport in that?!
Unless you mis-use one of those vulcan jobs they use to shoot down fast jets then I plump for depth charges... Just to make sure; saves on cooking time too.
A shark can be many things, but sexy is not one of them.
you must admit he is a good looking fella for a shark though, could make some shark tail soup with that.
Pff. Typical man...you look only at the body. Look in those pretty eyes, and see the soul of this beautiful creature...it only wants to be loved...and fed...
bork, you have had too much vodka over Christmas! The only thing that is in it's eyes is it weighing up how many calories you contain!
the biggest we saw that day was only a half-pint chap at 3.5m ... will go back in June to do a 3 day specialty course diving with them, where the cage sits on the bottom and they swim all around you, plus a trip to dyer island to see them breaching for seals.
It all sounds really wonderful, but I'm slightly disappointed... we got used to dylanos' tales of horror when something unpleasant happens to you and then you have a narrow escape... all these safety procedures are killing the fun for us.
i'm sorry. even the jumping of waterfalls failed to injure me :(