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Subject: Nottingham? Centre of the Universe?

2008-12-20 23:13:16
I'm sure it was Scunthorpe.
2008-12-21 01:44:38
I'm all over the place at the minute. In between visiting my sick mum, and meeting various online ladies that invariably turn out to have something wrong with them.
2008-12-21 06:33:30
Ask yourself, "Is it north of the Watford Gap?". If the answer is yes then it is all the same place - or Scotland.

Oh, and Nottingham.
2008-12-21 14:09:00
the only people that live near me are single mums who dont work because they keep having kids, lazy gets.
2008-12-21 14:35:09
Are you the dad?
2008-12-21 14:50:27
thats up to you to decide
2008-12-21 15:22:30
A better riposte would have been...

Wait for it...


Who's the daddy?
2008-12-21 16:57:41
sweet baby jesus.
2008-12-21 17:03:35
It could have been his dad; tis the festive season after all.
2008-12-21 17:06:17
Indeed. Tis the season to be Mary.
2008-12-21 17:10:38
No. Tis the season to do Mary.
2008-12-21 21:56:33
The original teenage mum.
2008-12-22 00:12:55
who's the dad, the origional pimp, god
2008-12-22 00:31:54
but He doesn't exist... could it be that Mary was fibbing about seeing someone behind Joe's back?!
2008-12-22 00:33:39
must be those horny shepards being sick of the sheep cause they are rubbish.
2008-12-22 01:23:28
Words of experience?