Subject: Pelt an idiot with shoes

Restrict his movements to Nottingham - Centre of the Universe!

can we worship billy elliot?

Sweet; we can install him in the castle as the new jedi sheriff.

I lost track whether we're talking about Woppa or Yoda, but it's virtually the same thing. The only question is who will become the villain in this modern saga?

Maybe that is the official name of that convenient big hole down the middle of the Death Star?

Kevin Costner aka Phil_Fox85 ... Robin Hood
Morgan Freeman aka Ken ... Azeem
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio aka forestman (in pantomime drag) ... Marian Dubois
Christian Slater aka E_cartman ... Will Scarlett
Alan Rickman aka Woppa ... Sheriff of Nottingham
Michael McShane aka norwichcitynil ... Friar Tuck (as Micheal McShane)
Brian Blessed aka Jaize ... Lord Locksley
Michael Wincott aka dylanos ... Guy of Gisborne
Nick Brimble aka wdp74 ... Little John
Sean Connery aka RogIronfist ... King Richard
Soo Drouet aka the_goat (in pantomime drag) ... Fanny
Daniel Newman aka Kipper88 ... Wulf
Daniel Peacock aka Daleg2006 ... David of Doncaster
Walter Sparrow aka mattius ... Duncan
Harold Innocent aka mr_gibbage... Bishop of Hereford
Jack Wild aka doughnut_jimmy ... Much the Miller's Son
Pat Roach aka Vancian ... Celtic Chieftan
Gerandine McEwan aka Imran ... Mortianna

Gordon's alive!


just practicing...

You can do better than that...

GORDON'S ALIVE!
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errr. I hope that works in IE...

SUPERB! :) lol...

Ah well, I might have eaten all the pies, but at least I get an amusing spoonerism.
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Like that?

no, as in friar tuck.

Maybe this...

Friar Tuck catering equipment

Rog old mate, do you know what a spoonerism is, or are you playing daft for comedic effect ? :).