Subject: English language - discussions

I don't sign on so you can keep your bloody post offices!

Hmm, but what about the swans eh ? You and your recently out of work eton chums what didn't need to work anyway cos daddys a heart surgeon making like it's a May Ball Feast or whatever it is you lot get up to behind closed doors at Footlights University, or whatever it's called...

whilst there has been a spate of attacks on swans recently, they aren't now my roast dinners... as for the ex-lackeys, they seem to be thinking they could start their own practice and want to sign me up as a consultant... that should be a farce from beginning to end. Their cash will be most welcome...

i love isreal, and i also love super yossi benayoun. he is quite possibly the best player in the world, who is messi, ronaldo etc..?

leave the swans alone! they seem happy enough, if they wanted to die they would drown themselves!
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leave the pigs alone! they seem happy enough, if they wanted to die they would drown themselves in a feeding trough!

exactly, hahaha im liking it ;) that has cheared me up to no end.

Oh god - tell you what, I can murder some text for them in photoshop if they want a "branding consultant". Tell them I'm 3 grand an hour - they should respect the fee enough to love whatever I do.

This is the point where you say "Only 3 grand an hour" ? :)....

someone has to earn peanuts...

You're right - tell them 5 k an hour, and thats without my perks.

+ expenses on a 1p chewie!

1p chewies are 5p these days...

But 5ps are 10p now. That's inflation for you.

You can still get 1p sweets. Although not a lot of choice with them.

ah, but they used to be 3 for a penny.

But that was when there were 240 pence in a pound..
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mmm 1p chewies, 60 for a pound and just as good as extra.