Subject: Nice or Nasty - Which is best?

Ok, then, which of these all-star premiership teams would win.

Nice vs Nasty


Nice Blokes
Qualities: Club Loyalty, Leadership, Not going to prison.


Manager Gordon Strachan

1. GK David Seaman
2. DEF Gary Neville
3. DEF Stuart Pearce
4. DEF Steve Bruce
5. DEF Gareth Southgate
6. MID Robert Lee
7. MID David Beckham
8. MID Matt Le Tissier
11. MID Ryan Giggs
9. ATT Michael Owen
10. ATT Gianfranco Zola

12. SUB GK Brad Friedel
13. SUB DEF Lee Dixon
14. SUB MID Peter Beardsley
15. SUB ATT Ole Gunnar Solksjaer
16. SUB ATT Peter Crouch


Nasty
"Qualities" Stupidity, Prostitute Grannies, Fighting, Play Acting, Having a face people would like to see punched.

Manager Arsene (I didn't see it) Wenger

1. GK Jens Lehmann
2. DEF Vinnie Jones
3. DEF Julian Dicks
4. DEF Ashley Cole
5. DEF Ben Thatcher
6. MID Alan Smith
7. MID Cristiano Ronaldo
8. MID Dennis Wise
11. MID Joey Barton
9. ATT Duncan Ferguson
10. ATT Wayne Rooney

12. SUB GK Mark Bosnich
13. SUB DEF Jonathan Woodgate
14. SUB MID Craig Bellamy
15. SUB ATT John Hartson
16. SUB ATT Stan Collymore
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The nice guys although you should have had the boy Line Acre in the squad. Providing there was a decent ref, it would be 5-0.

where is john fashenu?

beating his missus.

or his fella?

wasn't that his brother Justin? An unfortunate name for a homosexual...

yes, i get those 2 mixed up

Crouch on the list just for not going to prison I guess?

Or for his nice robot-dance? ;)

How could you forget John Heartson? :o He even kicked his own team mates in the face!
:)

rio ferdinand should be in the 'faces you like to punch' category so should gary neville.

and Keane :)

Kevin Muscat should be in the nasties; he was a rotten sod.

And Keane! I hate that band...

The singer's face looks like it has melted.

no Cantona? he was a nasty piece of work.

i also reckon the manager should be alex fergusons son darren, currently managing peterborough. for his repeated wife beatings and the fact he's the son of "that" man there is no one more scummier in a suit in football today.

another massive ommission from the nasties is one Tomas Repka. makes ben thatcher look a pussy

Kevin Muscat should be in the nasties; he was a rotten sod.

Apparently, only on the pitch, once off it, a thoroughly nice man.
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