Subject: cat or dog?

which is best?

i personally like cats because dogs hate me, they bark at me and bite and leave loads of s##t on the pavements! moggies are sound, at least they dig a hole and dont attack uless really provoked.

are you a cat?

yes miaow!

got 2 dogs but cats and dogs both annoy me
in fact annoy kind of pet does
whats the point?

cats crap in my garden, dogs don't.

I think i'm allergic to both...i like dogs though..

Cats i am more allergic to also, dogs seems to be a recent thing :(

Dogs.

Cats crap in my garden and so do my two lovely cocker spaniels, but I clean that up. Cats are nasty, evil and know things...

Bonus side is that the missus is allergic to them, so result.

That is a moot question. One should never expect the same from both species. Yes, the obvious Must be stated before jaize poisons the souls of another young generation.

Dogs are friends, pals, helpers and companions, generally mean well and kill by ripping chucks of the adversary or prey.
Cats are independent lovers, decorative and allow you to share their accommodation, generally selfish and kill by suffocating their prey.

Dogs: gibbage, dylanos, wdp74,…
Cats: jaize, ncn, mattius,…

Let the games begin…

I seem to have accidently drowned mine kitten in the river, oops.

Have you ever considered writing self-help manuals ?

I'm a mouse. I should leave now shouldn't i?

that or stand behind a dog.

When I do,I promise to dedicate the first one to you, first page and contents.

Will it have a big picture of an arse on the flyleaf?

That's a nasty thing to say about ncn.

No. That would be Aaaaaaarse.