Subject: Bloody Jocks

So argumentative, they can't even agree a budget ! And a Glasgow kiss isn't very nice is it, neither is a Glasgow smile ? Eh ? Eh ?

Discuss.

this should be in freestyle

It is now!

I don't agree!...

Argh, sae are ye for a slappie or a swallie wee chappie ?

God, I'm starting to hate myself now.

last again ncn?

swallae, A proper Scotsman would never turn down a free drink, in any circumstance.

Why change the habit of a lifetime ?

You sound like a pirate to me, you been swallaeing too much the day?

You sound like a pirate to me, you been swallaeing too much the day?

Arrrrrr ?

25 second post echo - good work !

It was the F5 that did it & thanks, I though it was quite special.

Is Glasgae all you know?

Never been there, been to Edinburgh a couple of times, had my honeymoon there. I'm just jealous that Edinburgh has a dormant volcano and Norwich doesn't, truth be told.
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It seems as if the volcano was not the only dormant thing on your honeymoon.