Subject: Bloody Jocks

It seems as if the volcano was not the only dormant thing on your honeymoon.

That'll happen.

I once got asked if I was Scottish in Norwich. True story. Was on a Scotland trip passing through to Riga I think. Kilted out, around 50 of us there.

I was trying to hold it together, and said yeah. There was about 49 Scotsmen in absolute stitches behind me.

Only thing I know about Norwich is. Canaries, flatness, looks like an ar$e on the map and Alan Partridge used to insult the place constantly.

edit: Actually one more thing, did they finish 4th in the top fligt once. A mate of mine was on trial with them at that time, but shattered his knee cap. From then on he recovered but only Brechin were interested and he refused a £300 a week deal.
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Norwich - That sounds about right. But I'm here, and you're there, so here is better :).

They did. It was way back in 1993 I think. In those days, I used to tie an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Really enjoyed the humourous twist there Rogi, no, wait, there wasn't one.

Have you been talking to my doctor ?

Now. Y'see, you seeeeee ? :)

"Norwich - That sounds about right. But I'm here, and you're there, so here is better :)."

I thought you said were argumentative!?

Onions, I knew I was going to learn something knew after my post. Not sure what Ive learned but thats ok.

I spoke to your doctor about the cure and he said “Lets go to Bed”, but I said “They’re talking about Norwich not Crawley and besides, it’s “Friday I’m in Love”."
But all in all, I accept your superiority in this and while lamenting I wail “Why Can’t I be you?”
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I did - I never said I wasn't ;)

It must be a real struggle only being a CEO of a major electronics firm. How do you cope ? :)

I stay out of Norwich and all works perfectly well. :)

It's down to the party politics of your outgoing government.

They aren't my government, I didn't vote for them. And most of them are scottish anyhow!!!

william wallace would be proud!

I doubt it, looks like they got a lot further south than he ever did!