Subject: just 2 let ewe know

It really happened, honest!

She sounds like a real catch ! Hindsight is 20:20, and love is blind. Sometimes it doesn't have a sense of smell either.

she was fine up until the exact second it all went wrong...

i shall tell you the whymsical tale of my adventures in the welsh countryside,

me and 2 fellow travellers, one from norfolk and one from scotland were sharing a large tent in the hills, where cows seem to rule the lands, anyways i forgot to pack clean underwear and there were no cleaning facilities so things started to stink, there was a small stream nearby so i decided to venture inside naked, whilst inside i felt all manner of cod skimming past my manhood. anyways a fe minutes pass and then there comes some friendly cosmic hikers, the typical sort with a beard and a stick, i feared for my life until he spoke and the campest voice came out, so i didnt fear for my life, but i did fear for the one ring. so i moved slowly out and recieved my towell. smoked some crazy welsh grass and went home.

imran? is that you?

no, i was here before him, he was trying to be me.

I can't help feeling that apart from about a dozen folk and myself, everyone else on here is Woppa...

I have a video of a monkey up a tree peeing on another monkey down below it. visit to the zoo was amusing.

i knew a girl like that

what who pee'd on people? reminds me of the movie intermission

yes. she was easily excited.

I have a video of a monkey up a tree peeing on another monkey down below it.

My brother and I have an identical childhood memory, after I won our tree climbing competition. He was the monkey below and has never forgiven me.

no, i was here before him, he was trying to be me.

you lie. imran is an oldskool sokker legend. you risk his WRATH IN CAPS LOCKS not to mention a jihad amongst his non-muslim fellow westerners

oh well, we are all doomed, is the monkey that pees on people avalible to take him out? i want his agent