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Subject: biblical torments
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so i have now for the 2nd time in as many years been hit by "freak floods that happen only every 20 years" while living in one of the driest countries on the planet.
a plague of frogs a-la-moses has also been included for commedy effect. am i being punsihed for my atheism? or is it past transgressions affecting my karma? or is the univerese just f***ing with me?
i believe on this occassion the universe is just f***ing with me, but if i'm wrong and there is a god he's being a right tetchy b****** these days
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a plague of frogs a-la-moses has also been included for commedy effect. am i being punsihed for my atheism? or is it past transgressions affecting my karma? or is the univerese just f***ing with me?
i believe on this occassion the universe is just f***ing with me, but if i'm wrong and there is a god he's being a right tetchy b****** these days
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I spent 10 days on a game farm in South Africa around New Year 2000, and virtually every day we had a different plague. Flying ants one day, mosquitoes the next, Parktown prawns, snakes, some very aggressive little scorpion type things. All nasty mofos.
So, there is indeed a God and he likes neither you nor I.
So, there is indeed a God and he likes neither you nor I.
And Giant Sugar Cubes raining down on your bed too!!!
Nasty indeed!
Nasty indeed!
It's nothing personal, you just have a big ego, so you think that she's out to get you.
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ncn your wife has stolen your login again!
it is indeed tofu... a dangerous creature especially when cornered. tastes great with Rhino.
it is indeed tofu... a dangerous creature especially when cornered. tastes great with Rhino.
The frogs couldn't have picked a better time - I bet they were pretty chuffed with themselves!
have been informed that the flood waters are now higher than the tailgate of a toyota hilux 4x4, and so salvage efforts are abandoned. all remaining furniture is kenned, and the clothes etc that were originally placed on high shelves will now be rotting in the swamp. nice. very nice.
it is indeed tofu... a dangerous creature especially when cornered. tastes great with Rhino.
Tofu - food of the vegan. So eating it with Rhino is unexpected. Good work !
Tofu - food of the vegan. So eating it with Rhino is unexpected. Good work !
not been having the best of luck then pal
at least always ken to fall back on ;)
at least always ken to fall back on ;)
sounds tasty, i wonder what the normal non poisonous frog tastes like?
There's no such thing as agnostic. You either believe in a supreme being or you don't.
frog is a delicacy in the north here during rainy season & they are sold on roadsides by kids, along with catfish. apparently tastes nice - please note apparently
have you ate one? i suggest them with chilli sauce and on a bed of lettuce.