Subject: biblical torments

most catfish ming

the catfish here are small and feed mostly on cattle sh*t from the oshanas... i do not wish to eat either the catfish or the frogs. actually i lie... i do intend to try a frog when i get back north. i have however on several occassions eaten mopane worms and even rhino beetle larvae

mopane moths are pretty!

Rhino Beetle Larvae ? What's wrong with a turkey twizzler ?

where shall I start?

Start at the end, just to be different.

Thats where most of the crunchy bits are, he'd be better off starting from the middle.

I was thinking it would be better starting off in a different restaurant...

i must say i prefer eating woodland insect species to kfc or anything by bernard mathews
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Here, here. Perhaps you can bring a diet book out to rival Ray Mears.

Breakfast: twigs
Lunch: salad of assorted decaying temperate woodland leaves
Dinner: woodlice with sand garnish
etc

Posh spice swears by it.

With Ramsay closing 3 restaurants, and Worrell Thompson closing 4, you might find that kebab shops and Turkey Twizzler emporiums are the only things left soon.

the evil worrell thompson is falling soon we will not hear his squeaky little voice!

true. but I do feel sorry for him a bit, or rather the chaps that have lost their jobs.

And where will you go now for your grilled venison on a bed of raddicio, with a celeriac reduction ?

celeriac reduction? What the hell is that? Goo?

I guess.