Subject: biblical torments

I guess.

Note to self, watch less Masterchef.

I don't think you'll find a celeriac reduction on masterchef.

yep, just everyday people who bend the benifits system.

made up - you can't reduce celeriac, unless you eat it.

I could have sworn I saw one last Wednesday evening on BBC2, between 8pm and 9.

probably some total retard in the first session who had actually made a puree

You'll be on the next series by the sounds of it.

I think i like eating food too much to be a chef :)

A judge, maybe ? Can you talk unadulterated bollocks ?
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I assume the two deleted posts were, indeed, unadulterated bollocks?

left and right

Ah yes. Look, you can still see the left one hangs a bit lower.

Expect your invitations to judge masterchef will arrive forthwith; let me know when it gets aired, I miss the chuckle brothers being on daytime tellie.

to me, to you...