Subject: biblical torments

to me, to you...

Put it this way; they'd definitely be cleaning the ceiling after the fiasco with the omelettes.

There is a God, and He is ONE, and not the middle one in a trinity of three with an viceroy as pope on earth.

no, there really isn't.

hehe :)

There is a God, and He is ONE,

So does that make him Adrian Chiles or Christine Bleakley ?

I know which one I'd prefer. Chiles obviously. Bleakley looks ok now, but you could still go down the pub with Chiles and have a good natter about birds and football and stuff when he's 50.

Or you could go down the pub and have a natter about birds and football and stuff and come home to Bleakley who has made tea...

lol ncn. hehe :)

I just voted on this and stated my opinion , thats all. Go easy on me guys...

Good point well made - but would you get the same po-faced deadpan wit from your mates ?

Childs is for life, Bleakley is for Xmas.

eewww... Bleakley for Xmas? only for someone you really don't want to spend over £10 on.

I would be quite pleased if she was my secret santa present though, she is after all better than Hai Karate aftershave - although not as good as the fake arm tattoos I got last year...