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Subject: Yuri Geller...
My friend had a penis extension...
... now his house looks bloody stupid.
... now his house looks bloody stupid.
Nuttybongo has memory loss; at least, that's what he says in court.
i disagree, he always smells of lavender and has lovely fruit fragrence hair
After drinking from Weds 9pm until Monday 4am I currently smell horrendously of alco-sweat, Sunday curry and cutter's choice.
I used to live below a bulemic girl; she used to make a horrendous noise all night - it was all I could do to bang on the ceiling and shout: "Keep it down, will you!"
That's only for you babe, technically though he still smells. I didn't specify what kind of smell and whether it was a positive or negative thing. I could have meant the act of also, i didn't but i could of. I don't see why i felt the need to be so pedantic, but there you go. I like cheese.
i like peanuts myself i regularly fight off the local squirrels and birds to accuire them
I doubt you fight off birds. We shoot squirrels, fecking tree rats.
donk kill the little red ones, its those nasty grey buggars you want to maim and but on a skewer, anyways as long as they stay away from my nuts im ok.
No you certainly don't want squirrels messing with your nuts.
No red squirrels round here, only ever seen one, we nearly ran over it in Scotland! Loads of the grey little gits here and we shotgun them to deat with extreme prejudice, i hate them.
No red squirrels round here, only ever seen one, we nearly ran over it in Scotland! Loads of the grey little gits here and we shotgun them to deat with extreme prejudice, i hate them.
how do you donk kill something? I think that it is a skill I need in Lundun!