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Subject: Yuri Geller...

2009-02-11 18:38:50
i told you not to play with your numchuck too much!
2009-02-11 19:18:31
next week when I am unemployed and have more time on my hands...
2009-02-12 03:17:52
oh god... blisters...
2009-02-12 09:51:27
dont worry, I have ladies to get blisters for me.
2009-02-12 22:52:09
These are terrible jokes.
2009-02-12 22:55:40
a man walks into a bar and he said it hurt
2009-02-12 23:18:52
a dyslexic walked into a bra...
2009-02-13 01:20:58
3 bankers walked into a bar.
Because that's where they work now.
2009-02-13 23:25:29
The crapper was stolen from the cop shop recently....Police have nothing to go on.




There's no future in time travel.
2009-02-13 23:28:26
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
2009-02-14 10:06:37
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
2009-02-14 10:14:04
three Naaaarchers were sitting on the floor when one fell off
2009-02-14 10:15:05
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocaine during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
2009-02-14 10:18:15
and englishman, scotsman, and irishman walk in to a bar and the landlord says "is this some sort of joke"
2009-02-14 10:29:51
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
2009-02-14 19:08:57
This is much improved. Please continue.