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Subject: Yuri Geller...
What's got four legs and one arm?
-A chav's rottweiler
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-A chav's rottweiler
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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
-Ask your mum.
-Ask your mum.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest; He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to go directly to their rooms. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Two parrots sat on a perch. One says to the other "i can smell fish".
three Naaaarchers were sitting on the floor when one fell off
That's ridiculous - you can't fall off a flat earth.
That's ridiculous - you can't fall off a flat earth.
You can ask Uri Geller to bend it for you!
Rogi, he can't really do the bendy stuff... he is what is known as a charlatan, which was a good career move until the keyboard player died...
Yes he can! He is not only a charlatan but enabling 'bendiness', ie. just like ncn, thus he is ALSO from naaaarch! ergo... doleo!
Is 'ee suggestin' i'm in receipt of income support ?
I wish - oh how the other 'arf live...
I wish - oh how the other 'arf live...