Subject: Tell me something interesting to do.

I am well respected in my profession. almost legendary. i was taught by the best.

im thinking of retiring though.

It is true.

I clearly remember the finals of 2002 held in Timbuktu.
ramer reached the final as the underdog and had to face the (then) current world champion Fol di Sok from Northern Korea. The N.Korean was leading by three heelless sports pairs to nothing when ramer did what became his signature move The Toeless Inverted Flip and won a decisive victory.
You should've heard the applause. Some female spectators threw their underwear at him and asked him to have his babies...

If ramer retires, sock pairing will never be the same.

too stressful?

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Why not write a book about how Jesus has a family line that to this day live in france and the last supper was a coded message to the world that he was not gay and the holy grail was in fact a woman named Maddie.........Oh hang on someone already made that one up.........Erm don't know

You could try not reading crap books too.

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Those were the times...brings a tear to my eye remembering that victory.

Fol was an unearthly opponent and I had to bring my most nimble fingers to defeat him

I suggest you watch the three seasons of the Mighty Boosh.

This will inevitably prevent you taking up drugs as a hobby during your "holiday" break as watching it has undoubtedly the same effect.
Then you could so some script writing for an eventual season 4...

how'zat sound?

The mighty boosh is awesome!
Heard good things about Flight of the Conchords too but haven't bothered to watch it yet!

FotC uses a similar humour... less the costumes but probably as silly :)
They sing funny crap every episodes. It's a good show too... but I prefer the Boosh personally.

I see Noel Fielding and the lads most days, they look normal he still dresses like that...

odd chap.

I'm the Hiphoppapotamus, my rhymes are bottomless.......

in the pub ?