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Subject: 4-1!
Yes, he is obviously an expert twat with absolute zero knowledge in football and all his luck and success are due to premier referees qualifications course module called 'Honour SAF 101'.
and I thought you were a Manc fan! So bloody fickle!
Bronzy, goldy and the rest of the bunch for sure!
Three friends discussing their favourite sexual positions over a beer...
The first says: I prefer the 69 position, works best for me.
The second says: Missionary for me, traditional is best.
The third says: I love the 'Rodeo' position.
The two others inquire as to the nature of the 'Rodeo'...
'Well' he says 'you start with a simple doggy-style and then when you're in the midst of things you hold on tight to her back and whisper in her ear "That is my secretary's favourite position!" and then you try to stay on for more than 8 seconds! Rodeo!'
The first says: I prefer the 69 position, works best for me.
The second says: Missionary for me, traditional is best.
The third says: I love the 'Rodeo' position.
The two others inquire as to the nature of the 'Rodeo'...
'Well' he says 'you start with a simple doggy-style and then when you're in the midst of things you hold on tight to her back and whisper in her ear "That is my secretary's favourite position!" and then you try to stay on for more than 8 seconds! Rodeo!'
Hmmm. Is that six friends in all? Or an echo you are getting off the big wall around Gaza?
They've put a big wall around Gazza ? Is that to stop him drinking ?
no, because he is fat, a small one won't do.