Subject: Dale's Fishing Blog

I think that if you released your grip on the pitch fork a little and grasped education instead, you might not have to worry about sharks quite so much.

says mr wikipedia! anybody can reserch something within seconds these days, you cheat!

i did that education thing and got 6 gcse's so i done well, but it got me nowhere, so the eople of atlantis are my first priority.

6 GCSEs?... my tortoise Allan has a couple more than that!

lol. I won't embarrass you with my qualifications. And he is right. His tortoise is quite bright.

then allan must be one of the citizens of atlantis, if you found him from the insides of a basking shark, let me know

i would have thought they would have a different if not better way of testing in isreal.

2 GCSEs didn't stop me getting a degree with the university of Derby. Mind you, neither would a criminal record...
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Derby has a university? Was it a poly one?

@mattius - tortoise live on land... in Atlantis they probably have turtles. You should have never skipped that Biology GCSE.

@jaize - nothing wrong with some of the polys! better than some red-brick unis! although I agree about Derby.

Kind of - more of a nightclub with pretensions really. Or an aircraft hanger with a library. Depending on your point of view.

you may have more qualifications than me, but i fnow i have a larger manhood

you are a larger manhood? certainly.

nope, you may have brain but i have brawn as in a larger trouser snake.

what are these qualificatios in? hairdressing? beauty therapy?

is having a large penis important to you then?

yes, i cant run without standing on it

You must really have short legs.

Ask Daleg though... in the context of this thread, he might find use for you instead of digging for earthworms.

we seem to be missing the point, the fish are most important here, they may be tasty but they feel pain and they also have family.

does anybody feel jealous when they see a big dog with a manhood bigger than theirs?