Subject: Pig flu

I think I've got it.

I'm going to take some oinkment and I won't be back for a weeeeeeeeeeek.

Insert groans, insults and better jokes below.

The Muslim's invented this flu, so that they're not the only one's who can't eat pig meat...what a devious idea!

If this is meant to be a joke its of poor taste. I found it offensive as a muslim.

But then again I am not very surprised since Poland is rather inward looking country who has not had the experience of multi cultural living together and mutual respect.

You tell him Muhajir! Whatever you do DON'T accept this intolerance!

Wasn't meant to be an offence, just a joke. I make same jokes about catholicism so don't take it as a christian attack :) I'm not really into any religion, I'm a deist.

And I can't really see a connection between mutual respect and making jokes. If you'd come to any subject with such an approach, almost nothing should be a subject of jokes. Would be a boring world.

Also borko's its NOT ONLY muslims who don't eat pork. Jews don't eat pork as well and some christian sects don't eat 'swine' (pork) as well too.

Education is a good thing. The most ignorant ones are those who have no education nor information about the world and rather sadly choose to keep their heads in their small world up their behinds and spew nonsense every now and then.

OK borkos. I understand now. I found your use of the word "devious" very irritating. Normally I would not have responded.

All's good now. Maybe its cause Man U was winning just now. lol

I meant devious as crafty, cunnig :P not in the pejorative connotation, as fraudulent :)

you dont eat pork? im having a nice ham and pickle sanwich now, delish!

anyays i think that eastern europe's taste of comedy is simelar to here in the 70's. jim davidson and them lot.
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I had a mate come home from Saudi Arabia, first thing he did was go to the baker for a few bacon rolls, he'd been craving it for weeks.

Mmm bacon.

yep, cant beat a bit of the smokey! bit of brown sauce and the experience is complete. gawd if this swine flu is in the meat as well we are all f##ked, exept those smart religions who ban meat from pigs :)
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It will be if the pig was infected, but cooking will kill it.

Don't do what my same mate did withs eggs. When pished. He thought he'd fry and egg. No idea why he didn't buy a kebab like a normal bloke. He got home, put the egg in the frying pan, put the cooker and ring on.

Was ill for 5 days, throwing up voilently, nearly friggin died. He put the pan on a ring that was off.

wouldnt you know if the ring was on fromthe actual flame? or was this an electrical buggar? when pished its best to follow it up with a sweet and sour in my opinion.

I phoned the flu advice line earlier today, but I couldn't hear anything due to all of the crackling.

Always a pleasure, never a chore...

P.S. You couldn't catch the influenza virus from eating pigmeat full stop, even if it was raw.
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I was told that joke in the loo about 5 minutes before I read it here. Funny old world.

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