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Subject: Pig flu
Yesterday there were two girls on the train feeling a little ill and blamed it on the bacon in the Maccie D. Fair enough I thought, until they then assumed it must therefore be Swine Flu.
I have now decided that some parts of the country could do with a bout or two of it...
I have now decided that some parts of the country could do with a bout or two of it...
too right, ive witnessed a few incidences of idiotness of late.
English AS level class today, talking about a poem called the patriot, teacher explains 'for those of you who dont know, a patriot is someone who fights for their country,' as with jaize i thought fair enough, then look over and see the 2 girls sat next to me scribble down
patriot - someone who fights their own country.
Talking to some 16 year old girls, at a grammar school, so fairly intelligent they should be, none of them knew what controversial meant. None of them knew what st georges day was either, i said he's the patron saint of England, their reply 'what's one of them' at this point i walked off and left them to wonder why the flashing star with red lights was moving.
I was on the phone, explaining to someone what a national anthem was to them, they asked me if Brazil had one, i answered of course they do why? the reply - cz im going on holiday to Portugal.
Yes, they thought Portugal was a city in Brazil. This person was a girl too, pattern?
English AS level class today, talking about a poem called the patriot, teacher explains 'for those of you who dont know, a patriot is someone who fights for their country,' as with jaize i thought fair enough, then look over and see the 2 girls sat next to me scribble down
patriot - someone who fights their own country.
Talking to some 16 year old girls, at a grammar school, so fairly intelligent they should be, none of them knew what controversial meant. None of them knew what st georges day was either, i said he's the patron saint of England, their reply 'what's one of them' at this point i walked off and left them to wonder why the flashing star with red lights was moving.
I was on the phone, explaining to someone what a national anthem was to them, they asked me if Brazil had one, i answered of course they do why? the reply - cz im going on holiday to Portugal.
Yes, they thought Portugal was a city in Brazil. This person was a girl too, pattern?
Hilarious :) Anyway, I have a good story, coming from my old English teacher. She was in USA for some time, and when she was coming back to Poland, her American friends asked her how was she going to get through the desserts and ice....they actually believed we have penguins and polar bears in Poland, and camels on the south :))
How did he nearly die eating a egg? you can eat them raw, i wouldn't advise it though.
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Eggs, especially poorly produced ones can contain lots of salmonella. But if the chickens are kept clean their shouldn't be a problem. It is not actually that easy to get enough Salmonella to do that to you though, remember that 90% of coins have it on and only 18% of men wash their hands regularly through the day...
My chickens rock and the eggs are great raw.
My chickens rock and the eggs are great raw.
I think anyone that thinks about it should query the existence of a patron saint. A patron saint is on that, "have already transcended to the metaphysical, are able to intercede effectively for the needs of their special charges."
That is really a little far fetched, unless I suppose you believe the who God thing... but then if you believe that, you will probably believe anything!
Curiously, I have always liked the fact that George was a Roman. I mean; Gaius, Gnaeus, Marcus, Quintus, Publius, Tiberius, Titus, Romulus, Manius and George. Fantastic!
That is really a little far fetched, unless I suppose you believe the who God thing... but then if you believe that, you will probably believe anything!
Curiously, I have always liked the fact that George was a Roman. I mean; Gaius, Gnaeus, Marcus, Quintus, Publius, Tiberius, Titus, Romulus, Manius and George. Fantastic!
Gnaeus; wasn't he the lesser known hound of Dennis the Menace?
how irresponsible! Mexico is already over populated without the undead cluttering up the place!
They were asda smartprice if I remember, so no quality expected there. He was on a diet of eggs, cheesy pasta and alcohol at the time.
Protein? Check. Fat? Check. Carbs? Check. Booze? Check.
Sounds like you've just described a balanced diet.
Sounds like you've just described a balanced diet.