Subject: Biscuit World Cup

It might be fizzy, ginger and phenominal, but it is still lemonade with wee flavouring.

Curiously when I lived in Scotland the locals got quite stroppy whenever I pointed this out.

You mean wee as in in pee or wee as in small?

edit: or a wee amount of wee as the flavouring?
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Is there anywhere you haven't lived ?

The moon, jaize?

the edit wins.

yes.

The girl charged with the very weighty responsibility of filling the office biscuit tins has just been and gone.
Today's selection is fig rolls, custard creams and rich tea. I wonder if she plays sokker?

I just thought I'd share a biscuit-related anecdote..

To be fair, the 16 biscuits here do account for a fair percentage of biscuit output. You think she included fig rolls ironically ?

They are the most popular biscuit around here, with rich tea a very distant last. Personally I'd like to see the party rings, viennese whirls and duchy originals appear in our biscuit jars.

i like a good chocolate covered rich tea. they are the best biscuit in the world. Btw where are the garribaldi from the list?

They are the most popular biscuit around here, with rich tea a very distant last.

Heathens !

We stopped getting garibaldis after the vegan complained they reminded her of dead flies and made her feel sick.
They are a classic though.

People just moan when, as always, they are the only biscuits left..

Whats the problem with that - flies aren't livestock !

Moaning is important in the office, the rich teas are there to allow people to bond. Hence their status as the most important biscuit in the world cup.
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Lesbian, vegan, goth, cat-loving S&M freak. She claims flies are more worthy of life than humans.