Subject: Biscuit World Cup

Lesbian, vegan, goth, cat-loving S&M freak. She claims flies are more worthy of life than humans.

vegans should be slapped, hard. A lot of a vegan mate of mine's food looks like nappy contents but I don't harp on about it. You should crush her under a mound of garibaldis!

About two packets should do, vegan's are pretty puny.

She does seem to ruin all our fun. She retches loudly at the merest hint of ripe cheese (or possibly that's just an eating disorder), goes mad if anyone wears fur, finds it objectionable when I load the fridge with offal from Smithfield (which I do more now that I know it annoys her), and at the same time goes to watch people having bits of anatomy stapled to planks.

vegans look like they should be in some sort of zombie film, they look undead morst of em.

cows and chickens die anyways, they want to be eaten and they throwin it bck in their faces! philistine.

If we all turned vegan, the crops would have to be sprayed with bovicide to stop those pests. She's in a no-win situation. Perhaps that's what gets her vegetable-based-goat-shaped-object.

... or a willie that's shaped like a turnip... Bladrick style.

She wouldn't swallow mind.

goes to watch people having bits of anatomy stapled to planks.

Is this a spectator sport in London ?

Ask your vegan freak - Does grass register pain when it is cut ?

If it does, then what on earth kind of torture are we putting vegetables through.

Bourbons should be top, I think.

While I'm here, I'd like to publicly thank Dylanos for his dynamism. Without him, we'd probably waiting for the second set of matches still, because I'm like that. So: thanks dylanos.

sadly, yes.

Actually, yes. Although you can join in too, if you want.

My flatmate runs several venues and one of the nights is a fetish night which, by all accounts has far exceeded the terms of its licence..


But let's forget all this nonsense and talk about biscuits.
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I have decided I hate your vegan twat!

How dare she impose her psuedomoral claptrap on normal folk at the oppression of their own opinions!

Daft forking birch!

To be honest, her cat-loving freakiness is worse than her vegan freakiness.
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Step forward in his new vocation, oour one and only Jason G; self-appointed moral policeman ;-)

When d'you get the riot training...?

Oh my! The hypocrisy!

I only live by my morals, but she is just an adult version of a bully, what are they called? Oh, yes, a bully! She should take her pussy and stick it up her cat! Or something like that...