Subject: Biscuit World Cup

I realise people have been waiting days for a biscuit barrel update. Today we have double choc chip biscuits (they are probably called cookies but I can't quite bring myself to write that. Although I just did. And I suppose the choc part should more properly be called chocolate), custard creams (again, don't they know how to rotate selections?) and rich tea (again. People haven't even finished the last batch yet).
Poor planning if you ask me.
I might write an angry letter.

on recycled vegan-friendly paper?

I can do what I like today. She fell down some stairs, apparently. I swear I was nowhere near her at the time.

We have to get special washing up liquid for her because Ecover contains whey milk.. WTF??

I really hope her cat tripped her up, besides Ecover is crap in hard water areas - get her Fairy. Or do fairies have rights too?

Not sure about fairies, but she is a member of the Vampire Society and some kind of witch thing. Black probably.

the use of unpopular biscuits is probably a budgets thing. Keeps the costs down - you eat the cookies, thank the good lord for the kind and benevolent masters who you slave for, and then get back to work, leaving the custard creams and rich teas untouched so that they can go round again next time.

interesting theory, that means that you buy less biscuits over a longer period of time...

but when you say that it sounds boring.

I think you've been out of the office too long jaize :)

anything for a laugh... I am going canoeing for a bit!

you do know how to live.

how long has it been now since you took voluntary leave? before christmas i remember.

Feb 28th. Rockin' - this comes to you from about the middle of the Thames next to the O2 Arena.

This whole competition is rigged, bribes, fraud,... a sham ! poo poo.

yes your boys really are getting a thrashing from the competition favourites

I wasn't expecting anything else with you and Woppa in management.

I have to say I am disappointed that people are judging biscuits on dunkability rather than pure taste. Biscuits should be treated in their purest form, not modified in any way!