Subject: Viennese Whirls v Fig Rolls

Histon are all right, but they are more Cambridgeshire than Naaaarch. We could be playing them next season in league 2 if things go "to plan"...

I think the ref should blow the whistle on this game, and put the figs out of their misery... clearly this is a total VW victory

of course viennese whirls ;)

Having spent the first 2 years of my life on Meidlinger Hauptstrasse I too am a little biased on this one... plus of course fig rolls are utter rubbish

Jacobs, McVities, Mr Kipling, your rolls took one hell of a beating.

Knee-jerk - sack the management. Down with the board, and so on and so forth.

Wherever they're coming from, they shouldn't.
I think it must be the same place as where the lentils and other rubbishy bird-food comes from when Mrs RedJim has been to the shops.

if she must feed you lentils then insist on yellow ones and turn them into a nice & spicy dahl
fig rolls cannot be saved even as a curry

Spicy food is out - she had a stomach ulcer a while ago so curries are a no-go, sadly.
All my ridiculously hot sauces and curried delights resurface when I'm cooking for myself ;-)
P.s. fig rolls in a curry - sick
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fig rolls are super!

They provide income to tens of thousands of Moroccans, Egyptians and Bedouins, transport, packing and shop employees. They provide the RedJimess something to torture her husband with and a score of you a topic for discussion and merriment.
They are humble in appearance yet tasty, nourishing and ... moist.
They will stay edible when those Viennese whirls are dust and will be popular through the ages... they have been for thousands of years.

signed
Ironfist Champion of the downtrodden, undervalued and meek

nice try, but no fig roll.

you're just looking for weaker oppposition against your poncy israeli biscuits

No contest. Viennese Whirls.

Actually my "poncy israeli biscuits" are pure English biscuits made by Artisan Biscuits in England, but I'll gladly accept them as Israeli... though describing anything as "poncy" from someone living in Namibia is rather amusing.

... and mark my words you clueless crumpet, the honey-almond biscuits will win this!

ha! there are few countries on earth less poncy than namibia... we have the namib & kalahari desert, skeleton coast, 25 years of bloody civil war, the highest population of wild cheetahs in the world, lions, elephants, rhino and leopards wondering around all over the wild, giant waterfalls, floods, famine, spitting cobras in the capital city, himba, san, hippos walking the streets in caprivi while crocodiles take people at the river... need i go on?!?
oh yeah, and aid workers for whom a double broken back and broken sternum are just a minor hassle!

So you're surrounded by people who are crude, bores and prone to be found in compromising positions with wildlife... fancy that... what!
:P