Subject: Oreos v Digestives

its strange... digestives are RUBBISH! i assume this is anti-american post gulf backlash

no, they are average to rubbish whilst oreos are charcoal and sugar - just plain nasty - it is further evidence of our American friends thinking that the word "cuisine" pertains to the what Magnus Magnusson did.

Died of pancreatic cancer?

Whilst true and a tiny bit funny, your post is just like an Oreo... a botched up plagiarism. Pah!

Rog. You're funnier when you're banned :P

But it's true gov... look:

There were these two biscuits walking down the road when one biscuit (aka jaize) turns to the other biscuit (aka Ironfist) and asks, "Hay mate", because he's a northener sorta biscuit y'see, "Where do you live?" The other biscuit (Ironfist) turns to the first biscuit (Jaize) and replies "I'm not going to tell you that! You might come round and steal all my washing!"

I would never accuse you of stealing my washing, more of parking a tank on it.

Just voted digestives for their versatility. I've always had a rich tea with tea and a digestive with coffee but for the reason they get my vote is twofold.

1) Digestive with Philadelphia
2) The digestive base in a cheese cake.

mmmm. Try doing that with a bloody Oreo.

That should get the creases out !