Subject: where's cartman?!

every now and then one of our regulars goes missing from the forums... not seen mr cartman for a while now. where oh where can he be?

option 2 - wtf ?

It has to be 3.

i know... option 2 waqs just put in there to get a cheap laugh

10-1 odds he gets kicked out for eating the biscuits

opt 3, he's bought all the biscuits and taking the matches too seriously.

He's coming up with stats as we speak.

Stat fact - cartman's last post was on the 18th May.

Still logging in regularly though...

92.235.*.* 2009-05-29 02:36:06
92.235.*.* 2009-05-28 14:07:26
92.235.*.* 2009-05-28 02:47:08
92.235.*.* 2009-05-27 04:32:38
92.235.*.* 2009-05-26 00:36:24

Must mean he hates us then....the only viable option left after the biscuits are all gone?

ok own up... what numpties imagined he may have got a girlfriend?!? i suspect cartman logged in and voted that one himself, but that still leaves one fantasist!

Cartman has a multi log in as there are now 2 girlfriend votes!

Cartman is woppa!

woppa has more than 2 girlfriends!

12 - Madame Palm and her 5 sisters, x 2. There're even more if you count Madame Sole and her relations; but I'm not sure that's allowed.

or even possible.

what about if you are er, a "close" family, there could be six sisters or so on each hand...