Subject: Dream Team

GK - E_Cartman... you always get the fat kid in goal
LB - RogIronFist ... comes from strange angles and is a fighter
CD - doughnut_jimmy ... wll not be moved
CD - mr_gibbage ... solid & dependable
RB - wdp74 ... wiley little bugger
LW - NorwhichCityNil ... there is no one more left-field
DM - 72monsta ... intimidation factor
CM - Phil_Fox ... midfield general (C)
RW - Woppa ... you never know where he's coming from
LF - ken ... there's only one KenStar
RF - Jaize ... always quick to strike
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same, except the little chavvy kids from the estate, they seem to be scared of me for some reason.

you are hard online?

eeeew.

These days I'd be right back (in the dressing room). ;)

coming from strange angles... I never knew you thought of me this way.

Jaize always quick to strike?

Thats the unions for you!

power to the people


but not you.

Unions Schmunions.

Anachronistic, left-wing nonsense. I'd say "don't get me started," but apparently it's too late.

I don't need power thanks.


I will leave that to men with strange beards!

comedy facial hair is the new black!

I thought that was comedy "hair like Robert Smith out of The Cure" ?

Turns out he was

a) the best stand up ever
b) 20 years ahead of his time.

If only he hadn't sung.

Blimey....Might have to grow one while on holiday.

Will have to dye it black though....Or might have to grow one like Hercule Poirot.

gk petr cech

def a cole vidic terry bosingwa
ashley young lampard xabi alonso j cole

drogba pato

;] chelsea fan ;]=;];;];];

cech is the worst keeper i ever seen...

anyways here is my political team

blunkett (gk)

straw milliband prescott cash (def)

smith beckett johnson harmann (mid)

Balls Brown (att)
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brown is too defensive to play up front