Subject: [BWC]Hobnobs vs Viennese Whirls

I went to another one of our offices today and was offered a whirl! I couldn't help but grin inanely as I scoffed it.

We had them in our office yesterday too due to a birthday, along with:

Milkyway and Galaxy Caramel bars
Mini sponge cakes
Jam doughnuts

Are they really cakes?

sounds more like cheap crap from Tesco because the birthdee (?) was feeling guilty about the possibility of not getting you lot something...

Our lot normally go to Birds and get a tray of cakes. I asked for a camel's hoof once when I meant an elephant's foot. Not too bad a faux pas as despite the fact that they're quite conservative at my work - I don't think anyone knew what it meant.

shame that...

Like the time I asked whether the "Ebb and Flow" journal specialised in incontinence rather than water management. Blank looks.

office zombies are never best for trying wit out on...

Try bayoneting sacks of straw! ;-)

I bet they all know every word of the Philosophers Song by Monty Python though. And the sheese shop sketch.

Jaize is a lumberjack and he's ok.
He sleeps all night and works all day
He cuts down trees, and eat his lunch
He goes to the lav-a-try
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Jaize is a lumberjack...
He cuts down trees, skip and jump
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.

Jaize is a lumberjack...
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra
He wishes he had been a girlie, just like his dear Papa.

Allegedly

like I do my own lumberjacking!

But, Mmmmm scones, the rest is about right.

Yeah sorry Bro...LOL!


Buttered scones and tea...We English rock!

scones with strawberry jam in the middle?? if so yes, if not meh.

Yeah mate, and maybe some cream!

whoa! it gets better

Is it only the Brits that eat them?

Can I feel a scones world cup coming on ?