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Subject: Jacko Dead!

2009-06-26 17:48:02
Allegedly the police are chasing his personal doctor.
2009-06-26 20:34:14
Thats Rubbish....

Where did you hear that Paul Metters...Or Carl Baldwin.
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2009-06-26 23:26:35
I did say to him that I thought employing Harold Shipman was his worst idea since "Ben", but he wouldn't listen.
2009-06-26 23:38:06
I would refer the the honourable Gentleman to my previous post.
2009-06-26 23:43:02
er er er
2009-06-26 23:48:54
Don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the sunshine, blame it on the doctor!
2009-06-27 06:25:55
you weren't aupposed to blame it on the good times either!
2009-06-27 08:16:58
forensics investigating the death dont know weather to blame it on the sunshine, moonlight, good time or boogy.

this is my favourite but with a slight tweak...

"Forensics inestigating the death originally suspected the sunshine, the moonlight, and the good times, but are now blaming it on the boogie"

This is also th only one i can tell in Namibia which a) people actually get (sometimes) and b) doesn't offend any of the jackson loving masses
2009-06-27 09:05:05
maybe you could say something like, "Well look on the bright side, you can now put your oxygen tent on ebay as apparently you don't live forever if you sleep in one."
2009-06-27 19:57:49
What is black, white then dead?
2009-06-27 20:02:49
zebra
2009-06-27 20:40:00
The Minstrels?
2009-06-27 22:20:15
pelican crossings in paris.
2009-06-27 23:38:58
A chameleon on acid?
2009-06-28 09:42:11
RIP Jackson...

One of the greatest entertainers the world ever saw.
2009-06-28 20:46:43
The correct answer is of course - a puma in a snowstorm.