Subject: Beer from taps

See this:

link here

A woman who turned on her kitchen tap and got beer...

Probably the only way you'd get me drinking the stuff that comes out the taps in this country. :)

I'd be vomiting if that happened this morning.

G & T on the other hand? The lime would make a good noise as it chugged through the pipes.

but lime juice...

That's cheating!

but surely an option if you are going to plumb mother's ruin direct?

I insist on a facility for whole limes arriving in the kitchen via tap.

maybe one of those baseball pitching machines?

Awesome, in a jammy advert styleee you could hold a sharp kitchen knife in the right place and, ninja-style, slice the lime in flight so that each half drops into a seperate glass.

Excellent! That will almost certainly work first attempt!

raking up a post from 33 months ago....

you are turning into woppa!!!!
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They are the same person, RedJim is just one of Woppa's more successful personae.

That's the thing about pyramid schemes/multiple personality disorders - you need to get in early.

Snd there was me thinking that woppa was a figment of Jims' imagination.

He is. Personality disorders do not obey normal space/time laws.

So who is the real one then ?

Don't tell me I'm all of you.